$TURRIgot old today. felt weird. turned back into a baby. anyway gm
how it works: 1. get old 2. turn back into a baby 3. repeat forever that's not a roadmap. that's my biology.
Turritopsis dohrnii
The Immortal Jellyfish
anyway. i restarted.
The only animal that doesn't die of old age. When it gets old, it turns back into a baby and starts again.
soonWatch it restart
17 seconds. The whole story. Sound on if you can.
- the chart crashes. turri doesn't care.
- day 400 of the bear market. turri gets old.
- anyway.
- turns back into a baby. grows up again.
- still immortal btw.
Make it start over
This is the whole trick. Press the button and watch it age, shrink back into a baby and grow up again.
status: adult. smug. fine.
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∞lives left
It's real. look it up.
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When it gets old, sick or hurt, it turns back into a polyp, its baby stage, and grows up again.
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No brain. No heart. No bones. About 4.5 mm wide. Still outlives everything you own.
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It spread across the world's oceans by stowing away in ships' ballast water. No passport, no plan.
honest footnote: it can still be eaten by a tuna. we don't talk about it.
Turri's diary
Notes from several lifetimes. Copy one, post it, it's yours.
no brain. no heart. no bones. still outliving your portfolio
it's so over. (it's never over. i checked. biologically.)
>be me >size of a lentil >get old >simply don't
someone asked if i'm worried about the dip. i don't have a brain
status check tentacles: 80ish heart: none plans: none mood: unbothered
paper hands are mortal
my family has been through five mass extinctions. a launch date doesn't scare me.
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Get Phantom or another Solana wallet and put some SOL in it.
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Copy the contract address at the top of this page.
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Open pump.fun, paste it, swap. Revert to polyp as needed.